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• me at the zoo: where are the dragons

neversarcastic:

When the bae thinks ur trying to cuddle but really you are just sapping their warmth to fuel your own reptilian body

priestmahad:

I literally don’t care about dating,like I’ve sat down and thought “what if i’m still single in 10 years” and was just like

………………..ok………..and…….as long as i’m getting #paid………

(Source: trapcard)

lanekimfanclub:

janemba:

unfollowback2006:

fucknofetishization:

Also forgot to add that no one said anything when 16 year old Hilary duff got together with 25 year old Joel Madden back in 2004.

Who had a Tumblr blog in 2004

Lmfaoooo

@ all yall fake activists where were you when henry VII married Catherine Howard in 1589

babyphatjeans:

richist:

fucknofetishization:

Also forgot to add that no one said anything when 16 year old Hilary duff got together with 25 year old Joel Madden back in 2004.

I was literally 6 years old in 2004 what was I supposed to do

i’m screaming.